Eero's Favorite Jokes

What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch? Chicken Spocks!

If you meet a bear on a hike, don't run. Really? Why? Because bears like fast food

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? He was all crummy.

What goes around the world but stays in a corner? A postage stamp

What kind of room has no door or windows? A mushroom.

Why did the farmer bury all his money in his fields? He wanted rich soil.

Why did Cinderella's soccer team always lose? Because her coach was a pumpkin!

What did the cherry tree say to the farmer? Quit picking on me!

Why couldn't the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck!

What do pirates like to eat? BARRRRbecue!

What is a shark's favorite game? Swallow the leader.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite...

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying? With scare spray...

What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation? A blood vessel...

What sort of music is played in the jungle? Snake, rattle, and roll.

What is Dracula's favorite landmark? The Vampire Stake Building

What animal do you look like in the bath? A little bear

Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove that he was not chicken.

Why do you put film in the fridge? To get cool pictures.

Why should you never take a Pokemon into the restroom with you? Because it could Pikachu!

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snow caps.

What is a computer's favorite dance? Disk-o

What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil? Stop going in circles and get to the point!

What do you get when you cross 2 banana peels? A pair of slippers

Why can't a ghost tell a lie? Because you can see right through it!

Why did the kid crawl into school five minutes after 9:00 AM? Because the teacher said not to walk in late!!!

Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket? Only one – after that it's not empty any more!

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!

What do you get when you cross an apple and a superhero? Cider-Man!

How can you tell the ocean is friendly? It waves.

What did Mars say to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime.

What kind of flower grows on your face? Tulips!

Why is the math book so unhappy? Because it is full of problems.

What clothing does a house wear? Address

Why are potatoes good detectives? Because they can keep their eyes peeled.

Teacher: What's the formula for water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Teacher: That's not the formula I gave you.
Student: Yes it is. You said it was H to O.

Knock knock - Who's there? - You know. - You know who? - Exactly, Avada Kedavra!