Why did the waffle cross the road? Cause it wanted to be a pancake.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic
What's white and goes up? A confused snowflake!
What do you call an old snowman? Water
What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum – you can't beat it!
Why was Prancer always wet? Because he is a riendeer!
